Listen, I want to clear the air.

When I make PC jokes, (even though they are regularly directed towards Microsoft) please know that I am an all around fan of computers. I simply know enough about what makes them tick to mock them, and I am not smart enough to design them, only build and fix them.

I can give you pointers, tell you what stinks and what doesn’t, I have bench tested most operating

systems, if not on my own machines, maybe I hacked one of yours to try out your system, who knows. The point is, when I say things like “”Microsoft: “”You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.” I don’t mean any harm, thats just really funny. So lighten up and have a chuckle.

The point is… computers are like air conditioners — they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.

I am here to fix them